Dual....:-)
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
