Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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