Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
even my farts smell like vagina
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
The ass gains better be worth it
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