I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
