I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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