Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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