Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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