I will die if light touches me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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