tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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