Dual....:-)
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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