Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do vagina's smell?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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