On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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