Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
In America we eat man semen.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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