It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
His nipple licking is glorious
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