You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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