I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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