? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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