his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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