only if we run a train.
done.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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