He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I am available for nakedness
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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