Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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