He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i was born a porn star she said
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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