I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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