How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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