i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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