New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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