ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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