she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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