I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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