This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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