Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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