I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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