i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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