so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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