Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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