Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think your dad took our porno
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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