my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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