so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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