As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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