Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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