"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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