bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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