Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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