im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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