I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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