508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
