Me too!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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