so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
