I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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