community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
this will be a night to untag.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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