remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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