So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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