This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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