So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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