If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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