Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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