Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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