I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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