If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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