I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
